META · TIKTOK · YOUTUBE · X · REDDIT · LINKEDIN

Ads with their
own gravity.

Cosmic Bagel is the performance-creative studio behind campaigns people actually stop to watch. We engineer the hooks, build the creative, and run the math — then we pull your customers into orbit. We're the masterminds. You're the next case study.

Launch a campaign → See what we run
Cosmic Bagel
// quietly running paid social for brands you've scrolled past at 1am. SIX PLATFORMS · ONE GRAVITATIONAL PULL
Performance creative ✦ Scroll-stopping ✦ Algorithm-whispering ✦ Thumb-breaking ✦ Made for the feed ✦ From another galaxy ✦
SIX PLATFORMS / ONE OBSESSION

We don't "do social."
We run the auction.

Every platform speaks a different language. We're fluent in all six — and we build native creative for each, not one ad stretched to fit.

01

Meta

Feeds, Reels & Advantage+.

Thumb-stopping creative built for the most competitive auction on Earth. We feed the algorithm exactly what it's hungry for.

Reels Advantage+ Catalog
02

TikTok

Native creative that hides the ad.

Made-for-TikTok content that earns the watch before it earns the click. No cringe, no corporate, no "fellow kids."

Spark Ads UGC Sound-on
03

YouTube

Five-second hooks, thirty-second sales.

Skippable ads nobody skips. We win the hook in the first breath, then we win the wallet before the bar fills.

Shorts In-stream Demand Gen
04

X

Relevance at the speed of the timeline.

Real-time creative that rides the conversation instead of interrupting it. We post like we're part of the joke — because we are.

Trend-jacks Takeovers Timeline ads
05

Reddit

Show up where decisions get made.

Promoted posts and honest comments that earn upvotes, not eye-rolls. We speak fluent subreddit — zero sales-deck energy.

Promoted Posts AMA energy Niche subs
06

LinkedIn

B2B that doesn't put the room to sleep.

Scroll-stopping creative for the world's most buttoned-up feed. We make decision-makers look up from the spreadsheet.

Thought Leader Ads ABM Lead Gen
RECEIPTS / NOT VIBES

The numbers we're
quietly proud of.

$0M+

ad spend put into orbit

0.0×

average return on ad spend

0.0B+

impressions served, sound-on

0

brands strapped to the rocket

// and exactly 0 boring ads shipped. figures we'd love to walk you through over coffee.

WHY COSMIC BAGEL

Creative people who think like media buyers. Media buyers who think like creatives.

🧪

Mad scientists of the algorithm

We test like physicists and ship like a creative studio. Every campaign is a lab; every winner gets scaled to the moon.

✦

Creative that earns the click

Scroll-stopping is the floor, not the ceiling. We make ads people screenshot, send to a friend, and — occasionally — buy from.

📈

No fluff. Just lift.

No vanity metrics, no 200-slide decks. Sharp creative, tight targeting, and a dashboard that actually goes up and to the right.

Ready to leave orbit?

Tell us about your brand and where you want to go. Beyond the ads, we run full-service marketing and white-glove concierge support — so the whole thing is handled. We'll show you how far it can actually take you.

cream@cosmicbagel.agency → or just say hi — we like new friends.